God lawsuit update

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Apparently, God responds. Twice.

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Rev. Coy Privette

Cabarrus County, North Carolina Commissioner Reverend Coy Privette reads letters calling for his resignation on September 17. Privette, a Baptist pastor and conservative activist, resigned after being charged with six counts of aiding and abetting prostitution. (Photo and caption by Greg Mills)

Just saying…

State Senator Sues God

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

As a protest against frivolous lawsuits Illinois State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God. He claims God has caused:

“widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.” [And] has caused “fearsome floods … horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes.”

And if you believe that sort of thing, why not sue. I mean, if I leave on a faucet that overflows and floods my neighbors apartment, I’ll get sued for damages. God can wipe an entire village off the planet and no one says a damn thing.

Of course, this lawsuit will get thrown out. No one is going to take on the almighty, no matter how justified it may seem.